When it seems only a garden rake could tame my face, I know it’s time to reach for the only comb in the business that will make my beard pretty again.

The Politically Derelict Co-worker

This is a story about a wild co-worker I had at the cable company. In this video, you will also get to hear me swear. As I always wished it would be, Ryan Douglass portrays me in this moving epic. Shot and edited by the mighty Matt Walczak.