Happy Late Christmas

When a Filipina lady asks her white husband to make a drawing to be included in a tardy Christmas card to her nephew/godson, two things will likely happen: 1) he will choose to depict the situation with stunning freehand accuracy and 2) he will overestimate the amount of melanin in the skin of all Asian parties involved.

Dog Names of 1932

Here’s how people in Carlisle saw it fit to name their dogs in the year 1932. I’ll probably lose sleep tonight trying to decide if “Intruders Bingo Sham” or “Dick” is my favorite.