{"id":1508,"date":"2020-04-19T11:21:28","date_gmt":"2020-04-19T15:21:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1508"},"modified":"2020-04-19T11:23:36","modified_gmt":"2020-04-19T15:23:36","slug":"1508","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1508","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>I\u2019ve always admired socks. They\u2019ve never burdened themselves with the election of a side, equally content to find themselves on the left foot or the right foot but now, behold, in this harsh wretched polarized political landscape, even the non-partisan innocence of socks is dashed like a Division 3 jock\u2019s dreams on graduation day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"582\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/AADAB926-5CF2-463D-BCDD-A8A1DD9536D5.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1509\" srcset=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/AADAB926-5CF2-463D-BCDD-A8A1DD9536D5.jpeg 582w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/04\/AADAB926-5CF2-463D-BCDD-A8A1DD9536D5-273x300.jpeg 273w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 582px) 100vw, 582px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve always admired socks. They\u2019ve never burdened themselves with the election of a side, equally content to find themselves on the left foot or the right foot but now, behold, in this harsh wretched polarized political landscape, even the non-partisan innocence of socks is dashed like a Division 3 jock\u2019s dreams on graduation day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-little-stuff","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2ImM6-1508","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1508"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1511,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1508\/revisions\/1511"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}