{"id":1326,"date":"2018-12-25T13:23:45","date_gmt":"2018-12-25T18:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1326"},"modified":"2018-12-25T13:24:40","modified_gmt":"2018-12-25T18:24:40","slug":"1326","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1326","title":{"rendered":"Happy Late Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When a Filipina lady asks her white husband to make a drawing to be included in a tardy Christmas card to her nephew\/godson, two things will likely happen: 1) he will choose to depict the situation with stunning freehand accuracy and 2) he will overestimate the amount of melanin in the skin of all Asian parties involved.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1327\" src=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Pam-Gabe-XMAS2018-2-1024x721.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"370\" srcset=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Pam-Gabe-XMAS2018-2-1024x721.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Pam-Gabe-XMAS2018-2-300x211.jpg 300w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Pam-Gabe-XMAS2018-2-768x541.jpg 768w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/12\/Pam-Gabe-XMAS2018-2.jpg 1100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When a Filipina lady asks her white husband to make a drawing to be included in a tardy Christmas card to her nephew\/godson, two things will likely happen: 1) he will choose to depict the situation with stunning freehand accuracy and 2) he will overestimate the amount of melanin in the skin of all Asian &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1326\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Happy Late Christmas&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-solid-gold"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2ImM6-1326","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1326"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1329,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1326\/revisions\/1329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}