{"id":1272,"date":"2018-09-18T19:23:20","date_gmt":"2018-09-18T23:23:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1272"},"modified":"2018-09-18T19:23:20","modified_gmt":"2018-09-18T23:23:20","slug":"a-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1272","title":{"rendered":"A Bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In efforts to preserve our marriage, Pam and I decided to upgrade to a king mattress so I built a bed frame out of pine lumber and then covered it with rough cedar boards. Pam came up with the enlightened idea of including her wood carvings in the headboard that she purchased in Zanzibar, Tanzania years ago. You are invited to absorb the pictures of the final sleep machine. I apologize for a post that is in no way funny or witty.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1290\" src=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed1-2-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed1-2-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed1-2-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed1-2-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed1-2.jpeg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1291\" src=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed2-2-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed2-2-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed2-2-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed2-2-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed2-2.jpeg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1292\" src=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed3-2-1024x769.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed3-2-1024x769.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed3-2-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed3-2-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed3-2.jpeg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1293\" src=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed4-2-1024x768.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"394\" srcset=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed4-2-1024x768.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed4-2-300x225.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed4-2-768x576.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Bed4-2.jpeg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In efforts to preserve our marriage, Pam and I decided to upgrade to a king mattress so I built a bed frame out of pine lumber and then covered it with rough cedar boards. 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