{"id":1240,"date":"2018-08-04T18:21:55","date_gmt":"2018-08-04T22:21:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1240"},"modified":"2018-08-04T18:25:55","modified_gmt":"2018-08-04T22:25:55","slug":"unfortunate-placement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1240","title":{"rendered":"Unfortunate Placement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is an article from the Acton Minute-Man newspaper from September 13, 1973. The red highlights show the mention of my dad. What I find hysterical is how they sandwiched this article between Edith Furbush&#8217;s apple pie victory (a pie described as \u201ctempting\u201d) and an ad for a scandalous Swedish massage parlor (my heart also goes out to the families who had their child\u2019s birth announcement next to this ad&#8230;speaking of which, look at Sonya\u2019s hours, 9AM-2AM Mon-Sunday &#8211; does gurl ever sleep?). Zoom in for details.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1241\" src=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/DF5D8B5F-9F56-4977-9313-957A57E66962-767x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"701\" srcset=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/DF5D8B5F-9F56-4977-9313-957A57E66962-767x1024.jpeg 767w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/DF5D8B5F-9F56-4977-9313-957A57E66962-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/DF5D8B5F-9F56-4977-9313-957A57E66962-768x1025.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/DF5D8B5F-9F56-4977-9313-957A57E66962.jpeg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is an article from the Acton Minute-Man newspaper from September 13, 1973. The red highlights show the mention of my dad. What I find hysterical is how they sandwiched this article between Edith Furbush&#8217;s apple pie victory (a pie described as \u201ctempting\u201d) and an ad for a scandalous Swedish massage parlor (my heart also &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1240\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Unfortunate Placement&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-little-stuff"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ImM6-k0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1240"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1245,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1240\/revisions\/1245"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}