{"id":1153,"date":"2018-02-16T20:22:50","date_gmt":"2018-02-17T01:22:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1153"},"modified":"2018-02-16T20:22:50","modified_gmt":"2018-02-17T01:22:50","slug":"1153","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1153","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Trader Joe\u2019s, please continue to randomly place tortilla chips in your bags that look like pope hats. Everyone, may I now introduce to you, Pope Pinky Tortilla X.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1154\" src=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/C3004679-1639-4225-8E58-4A0B80D125F3-768x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"700\" srcset=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/C3004679-1639-4225-8E58-4A0B80D125F3-768x1024.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/C3004679-1639-4225-8E58-4A0B80D125F3-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/C3004679-1639-4225-8E58-4A0B80D125F3.jpeg 1536w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trader Joe\u2019s, please continue to randomly place tortilla chips in your bags that look like pope hats. Everyone, may I now introduce to you, Pope Pinky Tortilla X.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1153","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-little-stuff"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2ImM6-1153","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1153","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1153"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1153\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1155,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1153\/revisions\/1155"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1153"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1153"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1153"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}