{"id":1150,"date":"2018-02-04T13:26:37","date_gmt":"2018-02-04T18:26:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1150"},"modified":"2018-02-04T13:26:37","modified_gmt":"2018-02-04T18:26:37","slug":"kitty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1150","title":{"rendered":"Kitty!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Caught red pawed: the neighbor\u2019s cat snuck into our place and decided to raid my whiskies with his whiskers. I applaud your taste in whiskey, kitty, but let\u2019s work on those manners. (A grown man posting cat pictures\u2026what does it all mean?)<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1151\" src=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/D011F203-42DE-45D2-94D1-58898687B746.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"359\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/D011F203-42DE-45D2-94D1-58898687B746.png 359w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/D011F203-42DE-45D2-94D1-58898687B746-168x300.png 168w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 359px) 100vw, 359px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Caught red pawed: the neighbor\u2019s cat snuck into our place and decided to raid my whiskies with his whiskers. I applaud your taste in whiskey, kitty, but let\u2019s work on those manners. (A grown man posting cat pictures\u2026what does it all mean?)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1150","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-little-stuff"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2ImM6-kitty","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1150"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1152,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1150\/revisions\/1152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1150"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1150"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1150"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}