{"id":1133,"date":"2018-01-10T19:31:23","date_gmt":"2018-01-11T00:31:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1133"},"modified":"2018-01-10T19:31:23","modified_gmt":"2018-01-11T00:31:23","slug":"green-card","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1133","title":{"rendered":"Green Card!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Gurl (Pam) secured her green card today in less time than it would take a Viking horde to bring a 55 and over community to its knees. Because of this swift domination, I ask you to savor the piece below, a true example of art imitating life. The card seen in the picture below is her temporary one given to her by the USCIS. (Note &#8211; I may have added a scar and tattoo to Pam&#8217;s face to make her appear more deadly.)<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1134\" src=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/PamGCard2-1024x700.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"359\" srcset=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/PamGCard2-1024x700.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/PamGCard2-300x205.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/PamGCard2-768x525.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/PamGCard2.jpeg 1170w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Gurl (Pam) secured her green card today in less time than it would take a Viking horde to bring a 55 and over community to its knees. Because of this swift domination, I ask you to savor the piece below, a true example of art imitating life. The card seen in the picture below is &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1133\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Green Card!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-little-stuff"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ImM6-ih","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1133"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1135,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1133\/revisions\/1135"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}