{"id":1110,"date":"2017-10-02T21:17:27","date_gmt":"2017-10-03T01:17:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1110"},"modified":"2017-10-02T21:17:27","modified_gmt":"2017-10-03T01:17:27","slug":"my-greatest-achievement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1110","title":{"rendered":"My Greatest Achievement"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Out of any award, accolade, recognition or pat on the back I&#8217;ve ever garnered, this one from my junior year in high school undoubtedly is my apex of human merit assessment. That&#8217;s right, the award means I was really awesome at gym class. And if you think the fruit in the background is accidental, you&#8217;re worse than somebody that collects bookmarks.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-1111\" src=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/GymAward-615x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"874\" srcset=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/GymAward-615x1024.jpg 615w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/GymAward-180x300.jpg 180w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/GymAward-768x1278.jpg 768w, https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/GymAward.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Out of any award, accolade, recognition or pat on the back I&#8217;ve ever garnered, this one from my junior year in high school undoubtedly is my apex of human merit assessment. That&#8217;s right, the award means I was really awesome at gym class. And if you think the fruit in the background is accidental, you&#8217;re &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/?p=1110\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;My Greatest Achievement&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[97,320,321,322],"class_list":["post-1110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-little-stuff","tag-high-school","tag-gym-award","tag-trophy","tag-acton-boxborough"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2ImM6-hU","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1110"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1112,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions\/1112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/takethepatience.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}